Monday, October 8, 2012
Rare Clip of Rat Pack Singing with Johnny Carson
FRANK, DEAN, SAMMY AND JOHNNY!
This is a rare clip!
This show was filmed in June, 1965 at the Kiel Opera House in St Louis where Johnny Carson hosted the Tonight Show that evening.
The Rat Pack was playing Vegas but visited. This is supposed to be the ONLY time Carson sang in public.
Quincy Jones was there, conducting the Count Basie band in the background. Enjoy. You will never see their likes again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=VPH0-g25Vl8
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Not Ready for iPhone 5? Upgrade Offers Some New Tricks
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390444450004578004330637758200.html?mod=djemTECH_t
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The good news for plenty of current iPhone, iPad and iPod touch users pondering buying the new iPhone 5 is that they'll get many of the 200 new features in Apple's free update for mobile software, iOS 6, available on Wednesday.
The good news for current iPhone, iPad and iPod touch users is that they will get many of the 200 new features in Apple's update for mobile software. iOS 6, Katie Boehret discusses on digits. Photo: Apple.
I've compiled a handful of the most significant features you'll get with the iOS software update, which I tested on the iPhone 5 and the newest iPad. Some older devices won't be able to use all of these features and one feature will work only on the iPhone 5: taking a still photo while recording a video. Here are some highlights of the new features. There are many more features too numerous to mention.
Finally, the iPhone can let its owners sleep at night—with options. Until now, the iPhone's silencing switch turned off all sounds with no alternatives. This meant that people who wanted to turn off alert sounds for Facebook notifications and incoming emails while they slept had to give up receiving phone calls in the middle of the night from, say, a relative having an emergency.
The Do Not Disturb feature (turned on in Settings and adjusted in Settings, Notifications) turns off all sounds but can make exceptions. If you want to be notified whenever one of your favorite contacts calls you, the phone will ring. Another optional feature of Do Not Disturb lets calls ring through if a person calls twice in a row within three minutes. Do Not Disturb can be set to work on a daily schedule, like from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m., so you don't have to remember to turn it on. People who are trying to maintain separate work and personal lives may even set this to work after they leave the office, only allowing calls from certain groups (like family and close friends) to ring between 6 p.m. and 8 a.m.
If your phone's silent switch is on, the phone won't make noise no matter how Do Not Disturb is set.
The Panorama feature in Camera works on the iPhone 4S, iPhone 5 and newest iPod touch.
Panorama
Related Video
Apple shares climbed above $700 for the first time ever, hitting the psychologically significant mark one day after reporting iPhone 5 pre-orders topped two million on the first day of availability. Steven Russolillo reports on digits.
Apple's iPhone 5 set a record over the weekend, confirming strong interest in the new version of the popular smartphone. Drew FitzGerald reports on Markets Hub. Photo: Getty Images.
In iOS 6, Apple (as it often does) took a feature that's already available in many smartphones and made it a lot simpler to use: capturing panoramic photos. In Camera, select Options at the top center of the screen and choose Panorama. A small on-screen diagram will appear to guide you as you click the shutter button once and pan the phone from left to right, following an on-screen arrow along a center line. Panorama works on the iPhone 4S and 5, as well as the newest iPod touch.
Better Sharing
IOS 6 has improved sharing in two significant ways: It's now integrated with Facebook and enables sharing directly from the places where people think about sharing. You can share to Facebook using various tools such as the Notification Center screen (pull this down from the top of the screen and select Tap to Post in Facebook); using Siri (tap and hold the Home button before saying, "Post to Facebook"); or by clicking a share button (a square with an arrow) on nearly any screen—including photos.
Apple
Siri now works on the newest versions of the iPad and iPod touch, and can do more things, like launch apps.
Until now, iOS forced people to open Facebook, select Photo in the app and then choose an image to share. Now, people can tap the share button while looking at a specific photo and send that photo out to Facebook.
Likewise, you can now add photos or videos to emails as you're composing them—not by starting with photos. This is something people naturally do on their desktops as they add photos or videos to emails. Do this by tapping anywhere on the screen in the body of the email to see the Select, Select All, Paste options appear. Then tap on the right arrow and select Insert Photo or Video.
App Store
Photos: Apple Fever
From new products to new stores, see past incidences of Apple fever.
Members of the media photographed the iPhone 5 during Apple's media event in San Francisco on Sept. 12.
While Apple's App Store now holds 700,000 apps, the revamped App Store app for iOS doesn't look overcrowded thanks to a more organized layout. Search results appear in card format, one per screen. By swiping one app to the left, another appears. Developer information, reviews from other users and screen shots of the app appear in a helpful, methodical format. While the old App Store forced people to scroll down a lot, this App Store makes better use of the horizontal plane. It does a better job of displaying Genius, a feature that suggests apps you might like according to those you've purchased.
Maps
Apple is now shipping its own Maps app, replacing Google's Maps app on devices receiving the update. This app takes some getting used to, and its maps appear a bit more zoomed in, overall.
But its turn-by-turn directions (available on the iPhone 4S, iPhone 5, iPad 2 or later) will be a big help for people who want a hands-free option for driving: Just plug in your destination address, pick a route and tap start to hear navigation instructions announced out loud as you drive. The text of the directions still appears on the device's lock screen, in case you put it down and it locks and you need to quickly glance at the next step.
Siri
Apple's voice assistant, Siri, has been updated to do more and now works on the latest-model iPad and iPod touch as well as the iPhone 4S and 5. Siri can now open apps and do more with them; I composed a Facebook message and never touched any keys. But it still has its inaccuracies: In a quiet office, I said, "Launch Google Plus," which Siri interpreted as "Lunch Google Plus," and then said, "I found 15 lunch restaurants, 11 are fairly close to you." This is a failed experience that happens all too often.
Freedom from Wi-Fi
Now, the FaceTime video chats you make on iOS can be conducted over cellular, not just WiFi. This works on the iPhone 4S and 5, as well as the newest iPad, so long as it has cellular data capability.
Monday, September 17, 2012
Love and Live Today and Put Aside Regret Over Yesterday and Fear of Tomorrow.
http://www.thestationessay.
THE STATION
By Robert J. Hastings
TUCKED AWAY in our subconscious minds is an idyllic vision in which we see ourselves
on a long journey that spans an entire continent. We're traveling by train and, from the
windows, we drink in the passing scenes of cars on nearby highways, of children waving at
crossings, of cattle grazing in distant pastures, of smoke pouring from power plants, of row
upon row upon row of cotton and corn and wheat, of flatlands and valleys, of city skylines and
village halls.
But uppermost in our conscious minds is our final destination--for at a certain hour and on a
given day, our train will finally pull into the Station with bells ringing, flags waving, and bands
playing. And once that day comes, so many wonderful dreams will come true. So restlessly, we
pace the aisles and count the miles, peering ahead, waiting, waiting, waiting for the Station.
"Yes, when we reach the Station, that will be it!" we promise ourselves. "When we're
eighteen. . . win that promotion. . . put the last kid through college. . . buy that 450SL
Mercedes-Benz. . . have a nest egg for retirement!"
From that day on we will all live happily ever after.
Sooner or later, however, we must realize there is no Station in this life, no one earthly
place to arrive at once and for all. The journey is the joy. The Station is an illusion--it
constantly outdistances us. Yesterday's a memory, tomorrow's a dream. Yesterday belongs to a
history, tomorrow belongs to God. Yesterday's a fading sunset, tomorrow's a faint sunrise. Only
today is there light enough to love and live.
So, gently close the door on yesterday and throw the key away. It isn't the burdens of today
that drive men mad, but rather regret over yesterday and the fear of tomorrow. Regret and
fear are twin thieves who would rob us of today.
"Relish the moment" is a good motto, especially when coupled with Psalm 118:24, "This is
the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it."
So stop pacing the aisles and counting the miles. Instead, swim more rivers, climb more
mountains, kiss more babies, count more stars. Laugh more and cry less. Go barefoot oftener.
Eat more ice cream. Ride more merry-go-rounds. Watch more sunsets. Life must be lived as we
go along. The Station will come soon enough.
THE STATION
By Robert J. Hastings
TUCKED AWAY in our subconscious minds is an idyllic vision in which we see ourselves
on a long journey that spans an entire continent. We're traveling by train and, from the
windows, we drink in the passing scenes of cars on nearby highways, of children waving at
crossings, of cattle grazing in distant pastures, of smoke pouring from power plants, of row
upon row upon row of cotton and corn and wheat, of flatlands and valleys, of city skylines and
village halls.
But uppermost in our conscious minds is our final destination--for at a certain hour and on a
given day, our train will finally pull into the Station with bells ringing, flags waving, and bands
playing. And once that day comes, so many wonderful dreams will come true. So restlessly, we
pace the aisles and count the miles, peering ahead, waiting, waiting, waiting for the Station.
"Yes, when we reach the Station, that will be it!" we promise ourselves. "When we're
eighteen. . . win that promotion. . . put the last kid through college. . . buy that 450SL
Mercedes-Benz. . . have a nest egg for retirement!"
From that day on we will all live happily ever after.
Sooner or later, however, we must realize there is no Station in this life, no one earthly
place to arrive at once and for all. The journey is the joy. The Station is an illusion--it
constantly outdistances us. Yesterday's a memory, tomorrow's a dream. Yesterday belongs to a
history, tomorrow belongs to God. Yesterday's a fading sunset, tomorrow's a faint sunrise. Only
today is there light enough to love and live.
So, gently close the door on yesterday and throw the key away. It isn't the burdens of today
that drive men mad, but rather regret over yesterday and the fear of tomorrow. Regret and
fear are twin thieves who would rob us of today.
"Relish the moment" is a good motto, especially when coupled with Psalm 118:24, "This is
the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it."
So stop pacing the aisles and counting the miles. Instead, swim more rivers, climb more
mountains, kiss more babies, count more stars. Laugh more and cry less. Go barefoot oftener.
Eat more ice cream. Ride more merry-go-rounds. Watch more sunsets. Life must be lived as we
go along. The Station will come soon enough.
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Interesting Information
If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth.
If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth.
To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers
Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport ..
Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.
Astronauts can't belch - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off!
Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is impossible for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.
The night of January 20 is "Saint Agnes's Eve", which is regarded as a time when a young woman dreams of her future husband.
Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros ..
It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years .
Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end .
If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related diseases.
Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals
Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.
The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.
Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent
Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450?F
The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean
The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man
Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density
The University of Alaska spans four time zones
The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.
In ancient Greece , tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.
Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song Happy Birthday.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
A comet's tail always points away from the sun
The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent
Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.
If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.
When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight
In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed
Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside
Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams
The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year
The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust
Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters
Mickey Mouse is known as "Topolino" in Italy
Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down
Everything weighs one percent less at the equator
For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off
The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.
And last but not least:
In 2012, December has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, and 5 Sundays. This apparently happens once every 823 years!
This is called 'money bags'. So send this on to 5 and money will arrive in 5 days.
Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not pass this on will have money troubles for the rest of the year.
If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth.
To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers
Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport ..
Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.
Astronauts can't belch - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off!
Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is impossible for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.
The night of January 20 is "Saint Agnes's Eve", which is regarded as a time when a young woman dreams of her future husband.
Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros ..
It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years .
Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end .
If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related diseases.
Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals
Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.
The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.
Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent
Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450?F
The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean
The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man
Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density
The University of Alaska spans four time zones
The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.
In ancient Greece , tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.
Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song Happy Birthday.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
A comet's tail always points away from the sun
The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent
Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.
If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.
When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight
In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed
Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside
Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams
The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year
The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust
Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters
Mickey Mouse is known as "Topolino" in Italy
Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down
Everything weighs one percent less at the equator
For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off
The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.
And last but not least:
In 2012, December has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, and 5 Sundays. This apparently happens once every 823 years!
This is called 'money bags'. So send this on to 5 and money will arrive in 5 days.
Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not pass this on will have money troubles for the rest of the year.
Monday, July 16, 2012
Johnny Carson is a Politician Taking a Polygraph Test
Johnny Carson is a Politician Taking a Polygraph Test
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbWI9xIGba4
Monday, July 9, 2012
Thursday, June 21, 2012
AT&T Wireless Data Calculator > Pricing Plans Are Changing
Verizon and AT&T is changing their cell phone data plans to be based on usage instead of cell phone minutes. This calculator gives you an idea of your total. Recent bills will also show your results.
http://www.att.com/standalone/data-calculator/index.html
Remember to use wi-fi whenever and wherever your are to avoid driving up your data usage.
http://www.att.com/standalone/data-calculator/index.html
Remember to use wi-fi whenever and wherever your are to avoid driving up your data usage.
Saturday, June 16, 2012
Video from international space station flying over earth at night, see northern lights !
Video from international space station flying over earth at night, see northern lights !
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/
Monday, May 14, 2012
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Discounts to Seniors
Discounts to seniors. Some start at 50+ for others it' 60+, 62+ or 65+. Check out these websites:
http://seniorliving.about.com/
http://voices.yahoo.com/senior
http://www.bradsdeals.com/blog
http://www.seniorcitizenjourna
http://www.sodahead.com/living
http://www.giftcardgranny.com/
http://seniorliving.about.com/
http://voices.yahoo.com/senior
http://www.bradsdeals.com/blog
http://www.seniorcitizenjourna
http://www.sodahead.com/living
http://www.giftcardgranny.com/
Thursday, May 3, 2012
The Technology Behind the Tupac Hologram at Coachella
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/tech-tupac-hologram-rock-world-makeuseof-explains/
According to MTV, Digital Domain is the company responsible for recreating the virtual form of Tupac, but it has also worked on Hollywood movies. Its credits including The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, in which it managed to convincingly age and de-age Brad Pitt, and Tron: Legacy, in which it shaved years off Jeff Bridges’ age. AV Concepts is responsible for actually projecting the hologram onto the stage, though it’s being careful not to reveal too many of its secrets.
The technology behind the Tupac hologram is both amazing and simplistic at the same time. The technique being used actually dates back to at least the 19th century and is called ‘Pepper’s Ghost‘, named after John Henry Pepper. While he didn’t invent the technique, Pepper popularized it and the name stuck.
The technique was first described by Giambattista della Porta in the 16th century, and Henry Dircks is known to have used it in his Dircksian Phantasmagoria performances before Pepper brought it into mainstream theaters.
In those days the Pepper’s Ghost effect, which conjures a ghostly image in one room from an actual object in another, was brought to life using a sheet of plate glass. When the glass was angled correctly and had a light source aimed at it, a realistic image was displayed to the audience without them ever seeing the source.
http://vimeo.com/7047856
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
What To Do In Miami
Top Restaurants
Tobacco Road Bar
Tropical Chinese
Shorty's Bar-B-Que
Two floors of hands-on exhibits at the Children’s Museum aim to teach and entertain toddlers and grade-schoolers alike. Young kids like the walk-in sandcastle and six-foot piggy bank, as well as the climb-aboard fire truck and cruise ship. Older kids learn about broadcasting at the interactive television and recording studios, as well as attend to their more star-struck needs.
Miami 305.373.5437 , www.miamichildrensmuseum.org
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Everglades National Park
About20 miles from Miami you can experience the unspoiled natural beauty of the Everglades, a 1.5 -million-acre subtropical wilderness of mangrove swamps and saw-grass prairies cut by watery channels. These rivers of grass harbor alligators, herons, pelicans, plus the endangered American crocodile and manatee. The easiest way to get a feel for the region is to take a boat or tram tour. Bring water, sun block, insect repellant, and a hat.
Everglades National Park 305.242.7700 , www.nps.gov/ever/
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This
Take a quiet break from
At this collection of
Vizcaya
Vizcaya is a National Historic Landmark; we're also a museum owned by Miami-Dade County Miami rockland
Vizcaya: 305.250.9133, www.vizcayamuseum.org
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
New Meds
> D A M I T O L
> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up
> to 8 hours.
>
> St. M A M A' S W O R T
> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
> rendering preschoolers
> unconscious for up to six hours.
>
> E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
> Highly effective suppository that eliminates
> melancholy by enhancing the
> memory of how awful your kids were as teenagers and
> how you couldn't
> wait till they moved out.
>
> P E P T O B I M B O
> Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups
> swallowed before an
> evening out increases breast size, decreases
> intelligence, and improves
> flirting.
>
> D U M E R O L
> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low
> I.Q. causing
> enjoyment of country western music.
>
> F L I P I T O R
> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling
> road rage and the
> urge to flip off other drivers.
>
> M E N I C I L L I N
> Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases
> resistance to such lines
> as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we
> get naked now?"
>
> B U Y A G R A
> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
> Increases potency and
> duration of spending spree.
>
> Extra Strength BUY-ONE-AL
> When combined with Buyagra, can cause an
> indiscriminate buying frenzy so
> severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie
> Osmond CD or a book
> by Dr. Laura.
>
> J A C K A S S P I R I N
> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
> your birthday,
> anniversary, or phone number.
>
> A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
> anyone too eager to
> share their life stories with total strangers.
> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up
> to 8 hours.
>
> St. M A M A' S W O R T
> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
> rendering preschoolers
> unconscious for up to six hours.
>
> E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
> Highly effective suppository that eliminates
> melancholy by enhancing the
> memory of how awful your kids were as teenagers and
> how you couldn't
> wait till they moved out.
>
> P E P T O B I M B O
> Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups
> swallowed before an
> evening out increases breast size, decreases
> intelligence, and improves
> flirting.
>
> D U M E R O L
> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low
> I.Q. causing
> enjoyment of country western music.
>
> F L I P I T O R
> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling
> road rage and the
> urge to flip off other drivers.
>
> M E N I C I L L I N
> Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases
> resistance to such lines
> as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we
> get naked now?"
>
> B U Y A G R A
> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
> Increases potency and
> duration of spending spree.
>
> Extra Strength BUY-ONE-AL
> When combined with Buyagra, can cause an
> indiscriminate buying frenzy so
> severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie
> Osmond CD or a book
> by Dr. Laura.
>
> J A C K A S S P I R I N
> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
> your birthday,
> anniversary, or phone number.
>
> A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
> anyone too eager to
> share their life stories with total strangers.
C:\Doc Farm\I. Jokes\New medications 12 10 02.doc
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Sights and Sounds of Plasma Tornadoes On The Sun
Plasma tornados on the sun
Sounds of energy vibration from sun's tornado activity
Sounds of energy vibration from sun's tornado activity
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Stubbornly High Unemployment as of January 2012
Here you see the depth of our recession by the stubbornly high unemployment data. Many are jobs permanently lost, requiring re-training for people to adapt by learning new skill sets
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/UNRATE/
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/UNRATE/
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Three Stages of Bipolar Aisorder
This video explains the three stages of bipolar disorder: Crisis, Managed, and Recovery. It reveals the results of an important recent study by the National Institute of Mental Health
Friday, January 27, 2012
Android sneaks up on Apple in tablet market
http://www.reghardware.com/2012/01/26/apple_loses_ground_to_android_in_world_tablet_market/
Google's Android increased its share of the tablet market from 29% to 39% in the fourth quarter compared with the year-earlier period as Apple's iPad declined from 68% to 58%, according to a Strategy Analytics report. The research firm also found that Microsoft achieved a 1.5% share, up from zero in 2010. Overall, tablet shipments reached 27 million units during the fourth quarter, a 150% increase from the year before
Google's Android increased its share of the tablet market from 29% to 39% in the fourth quarter compared with the year-earlier period as Apple's iPad declined from 68% to 58%, according to a Strategy Analytics report. The research firm also found that Microsoft achieved a 1.5% share, up from zero in 2010. Overall, tablet shipments reached 27 million units during the fourth quarter, a 150% increase from the year before
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Shortpaw Acronyms Translated
From Sally to Doreen With Love, these are really cute.
Some Favorite Shortpaws (Acronyms)
BOL: Bark Out Loud
BBO: Big Bark Out
BAYL: Bark At You Later
BMTO: Barking My Tail Off
BMJTO: Barking My Jolly Tail Off (this is for the Christmas Season)
BMNYTO: Barking My New Year’s Tail Off!
BMBTO: Barking My Bilingual Tail Off!
BMKTO: Barking My Kingly Tail Off
BMFTO: Barking My Flat Tail Off
BIMMO: Barking In MY Mind Only
BUMB: Barking Under My Breath
BBB: Bummed Beyond Belief
BLAM: Bark Like A Maniac
HBB: Happy Beyond Belief
BDFF: Best Dog Friend Forever
BLWM: Bark Less Wag More
LWW: Lick – Woof – Wag
JFI: Just Fetch It
GSY: Go Scratch Yourself
GW: Guilt Works
HATM: Howling At The Moon
TOPA: The Original Party Animal
FDMM: Flat Dante Mini Me
MHLC: Missing HER Like Crazy
MMDRNF: My Momma Didn’t Raise No Fool
TTB: The Traveling Boy
SUAB: Sit Up And Beg
SBB: Spoiled Beyond Belief
PBB: Proud Beyond Belief
SBALC: Sit Back And Look Cute
ROAPD: Roll Over And Play Dead
OLAL: Out Like A Light
ITDO: In This Dog’s Opinion
IGTBM: It’s Great To Be Me
IAAM: It’s All About Me
ICHW: I Can Hardly Wait
HLCOLGG: How Lucky Can One Little Guy Get
BSMLGH: Be Still My Little Guy Heart
IGBWALHFH: I Get By With A Little Help From HER
HWTMF: Having Way Too Much Fun
TP: Think Pawsitive
TPU: Two Paws Up
TILAM: Take It Like A Man
TILALG: Takin’ It Like A Little Guy
TCOB: Takin’ Care Of Business
TGTBT: Too Good To Be True
TSCLG: Tech Savvy Cute Little Guy
PCQ: Personal Cuteness Quotient
MYLC: Missing You Like Crazy
PFA: Paws For Applause
TTTP: Talk To The Paw
TCDI: The Cat Did It
TCFW: Too Cute For Words
WTCFW: Way Too Cute For Words (this one from MTM)
TCFWWOAD: Too Cute For Words WithOut A Doubt (Thanks to MTM for this one!)
TCLGITH: The Cutest Little Guy In The Hood (another one from MTM…ye haa)
PTP: Pounding the Pavement or Pushing the Pedals
HITR: Human In The Room
CITA: Caught In The Act
CSB: Can’t Stop Barking
CPOP: Completely Pooped Out Pup
GUMB: Growling Under My Breath
GUMJB: Growling Under My Jolly Breath
GUMVB: Growling Under My Virtual Breath
NBFALG: Not Bad For A Little Guy
SAYN: Smiling At You Now
RMT: Read My Tail
TNTB: Trying Not To Bark
WMLO: Working My Legs Off
WWW: Who’s Walking Who
CLG: Cute Little Guy (that’s me!!!)
LGL: Little Guy Lovin’
LH: Love HER (I really, really do)
DE: Dante Effect
4-L: Four-Legged
TFFFC: Too Fit For Fat Clothes (this one’s for HER)
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