Top 10 Groucho Marx Quotes

10. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

9. A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

8. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

7. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

6. I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

5. She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

4. I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.

3. I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

2. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

1. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

thanks to Pat for this one.

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