Wednesday, February 22, 2012

New Meds

> D A M I T O L
> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up
> to 8 hours.
>
> St. M A M A' S W O R T
> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
> rendering preschoolers
> unconscious for up to six hours.
>
> E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
> Highly effective suppository that eliminates
> melancholy by enhancing the
> memory of how awful your kids were as teenagers and
> how you couldn't
> wait till they moved out.
>
> P E P T O B I M B O
> Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups
> swallowed before an
> evening out increases breast size, decreases
> intelligence, and improves
> flirting.
>
> D U M E R O L
> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low
> I.Q. causing
> enjoyment of country western music.
>
> F L I P I T O R
> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling
> road rage and the
> urge to flip off other drivers.
>
> M E N I C I L L I N
> Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases
> resistance to such lines
> as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we
> get naked now?"
>
> B U Y A G R A
> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
> Increases potency and
> duration of spending spree.
>
> Extra Strength BUY-ONE-AL
> When combined with Buyagra, can cause an
> indiscriminate buying frenzy so
> severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie
> Osmond CD or a book
> by Dr. Laura.
>
> J A C K A S S P I R I N
> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
> your birthday,
> anniversary, or phone number.
>
> A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
> anyone too eager to
> share their life stories with total strangers.

C:\Doc Farm\I. Jokes\New medications 12 10 02.doc

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Sights and Sounds of Plasma Tornadoes On The Sun

Plasma tornados on the sun



Sounds of energy vibration from sun's tornado activity


Thursday, February 16, 2012

Stubbornly High Unemployment as of January 2012

Here you see the depth of our recession by the stubbornly high unemployment data.  Many are jobs permanently lost, requiring re-training for people to adapt by learning new skill sets




http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/UNRATE/

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Three Stages of Bipolar Aisorder

This video explains the three stages of bipolar disorder: Crisis, Managed, and Recovery. It reveals the results of an important recent study by the National Institute of Mental Health