American and British Toilet Slang

from


http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:English_toilet_slang

Defecation

• A sewer snake to release
• Abort a baby
• Anaconda action
• Arsefire
• Back one out
• Backing the big brown motorhome out of the garage
• Baiting the trap
• Becoming the porcelain assassin
• Blasting a dookie
• Blinking
• Blow one out - Also flatulence
• Blow the load
• BM
• Boo-Boo
• Boom Boom
• Bomb the porcelain sea
• Building a log cabin
• Burn a mule
• Caca
• Carpet Bombing Afghanistan
• Chocolate time!
• Create a custom extrusion
• Cripping a crapple
• Crowning
• Curling one off
• Cutting rope
• Deceiver of Farts
• De-corking the borking
• Deucing
• Dirty squirties
• Doing brown
• Doing some spring cleaning
• Dominating
• Doo-Doo
• Doodey
• Download a brownload
• Dr. Benjamin Fartlin
• Drop a double deuce
• Dropping a dook
• Dropping a bomb
• Dropping a deuce
• Dropping a hoopsnake
• Dropping a jolst
• Dropping a load
• Dropping a loaf
• Dropping a Purtle
• Dropping a Washburn
• Dropping The Dangle
• Dropping anchor
• Dropping bass ("base" as in the opposite of treble. Not the fish.)
• Dropping logs
• Dropping some friends off at the pool
• Dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl
• Dropping the Cosbies
• Dropping the kids off at the pool
• Dropping the Mexican Boll Weevil
• Dropping the weights
• Dropping wax
• Faxing a shit to the toilet machine
• Feeding the seagulls (politer version of "Feeding the shitehawks")
• Feeding the toilet
• Fertilising the plants (refers to defecating outdoors and on the ground, such as while camping)
• Filing some papers
• Filling the bowl
• Fire away
• Freeing me chocolate hostages
• Giving birth
• Giving birth to a chocolate baby boy
• Giving birth to a healthy brown baby
• Giving birth to the black eel
• Giving birth to the Spineless Brownfish
• Giving birth to an African
• Going Boom Boom
• Going poop
• Going to meet Jim Davidson
• Going to number two
• Going to have a talk with Mr.Hanky (South Park [2] Refrence)
• Going to the restitorial
• Growing a tail
• Hanging a rat
• Hungry Hungry Hippos
• Inagurate Barack Obama to the White House
• Inserting a SEAL Team
• Kurt Bevacqua
• Launching torpedoes
• Laying a brick
• Laying a brownie
• Laying a cable
• Laying a Hank
• Laying a turd
• Laying some wolf bait
• Lengthening the spine
• Letting loose
• Letting the toilet know who's boss
• Letting the dogs out
• Lift tail (used commonly among members of the furry fandom)
• Logging
• Logging into the toilet and making a huge download
• Logging out
• Load your pants
• Loafin'
• Lose some weight (Also used in urination)
• Making a banoogie (referring to an unusually large defecation, often clogging the toilet)
• Making a tail
• Making an appointment with Dr. John
• Making gravy
• Making logs (or a log)
• Making waves
• Makin' bears
• Monopoly!
• Montezuma's Revenge (traveller’s diarrhoea)
• Number two (a portable toilet company advertises itself as "Number One in Number Two"; a Midwest plumbing company proclaims, "We're Number One in a Number Two Business.")
• Pebble-dashing the porcelain
• Pinching (off) a loaf
• Pinching a yam
• Pinch-hitting for Kurt Bevacqua (a reference to the old brown uniforms worn in the 1970's and 1980's by the San Diego Padres.)
• Poo-Poo
• Poopy Doo
• Poppin a gooky
• Producing some output
• Pump a clump of dump out of my rump
• Pull a few cones (Think Mr Whippy soft serve ice cream, and the cones)
• Punching a growler
• Punishing the porcelain
• Punishing the toilet
• Put food in the dog's water
• Releasing a depth charge
• Releasing a Dungbomb (from Harry Potter)
• Releasing the chocolate hostages
• Releasing the hostages
• Releasing the Kraken
• Releasing the hounds
• Ride a pony and trap
• Ring of fire
• Sacrificing to the Toilet/Porcelain god
• Saturday morning special
• Scatter bombing
• Shitting bricks (Houses or apartments as substitutes for higher quantity.)
• Showering the room with roses
• Shtounga
• Slopping gruel in Oliver's bowl
• Speaking with the arabs (When whoever is listening asks "what" the toiletee replies "Mustapha Crap!")
• Spray-painting the porcelain
• Squirt juice
• Stalling a brown sedan
• Streaming Nixie (naval expression referring to an anti-submarine device towed behind a ship by a long, thick, possibly brown cable)
• Studying one's Process Design notes (refers to Environmental Engineering Process Design, a course taught to civil and environmental engineering undergraduates and that deals with, among other topics, the design of wastewater treatment facilities)
• Taking a brew
• Taking a crap (see also Mr. Thomas Crapper)
• Taking a dump
• Taking a Nixon (used by Kinky Friedman in his detective novels)
• Taking a poo
• Taking a Shatner (as in Captain Kirk; would also accept "dropping" or "doing" a Shatner)
• Taking a shit (a coarse expression, not a euphemism)
• Taking a slam
• Taking a Tarzan (crapping in the woods/forest)
• Taking the Browns to the Superbowl
• Taking the Cosby kids to the pool
• Taking the mains offline and ejecting the warp coil
• Taking the morning curl
• Throwing up backwards
• Tuesday Afternoons
• Turtle time (see Turtle Action)
• Uni(I've got to take an uni)
• Unlikely Traveler (Defecation, usually on vacation, when you defacate in your pants away from a toilet)
• Unload
• Unloading a batch of cigars
• UH-OH! (Peter Griffin again; is incontinent at awkward moments)
• Visiting Boston
• vote for president.
• wrestling a leprecon
• Take a Critical Ambient to the Lab
• Upgrading my Thetan Level