Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Why It Pays To Rent

For all you financial whizzes and MBAs, do the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce vs. Eliot Spitzer's deal.

After 5 years of marriage, Sir Paul paid Heather $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen (see pic) is an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

At Eliot's rate, Paul McCartney would have paid Kristen a total of $7.3 million for sex every night for 5 years, and still pocketed a saving of $41.7 million!

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

Source: Thank you to the Big Boy

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