Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Holy $(@(@@_)$ Batman !

Trivia department: While Batman was always poised and in control of his emotions, Robin was a highly excitable young man. Throughout their exploits, Robin would often find some event, some comment, some thing, completely unbelievable. On these ocassions, he would exclaim, "Holy (insert words here), Batman!"

What follows is a an authentic list of such outbursts.

Holy demolition, Batman! - Robin
Holy heart failure, Batman! - Robin
Holy Long John Silver, Batman! - Robin
Holy Captain Nemo, Batman! - Robin
Holy costume party, Batman! - Robin
Holy shit, Batman, another birthday? - Robin
Holy Hamlet
Holy flight plan
Holy alter ego
Holy rat trap
 Holy fireworks
 Holy hood-wink
 Holy mashed potatoes
 Holy red snapper
 Holy human pearls
 Holy jelly moulds
 Holy nick of time
 Holy movie moguls
 Holy mechanical marvel
 Holy stomach ache
 Holy remote control robot
 Holy wedding cake
 Holy Frankenstein
 Holy Hollywood
 Holy crystal ball
 Holy human collector's item
 Holy uncanny photographic mental processes
 Holy nerve center
 Holy oil factory
 Holy reverse polarity
 Holy ice skates
 Holy complications
 Holy hieroglyphics
 Holy missing relatives
 Holy sudden incapacitation
 Holy one track mind
 Holy Fourth Amendment
 Holy heart failure
 Holy purple cannibals
 Holy understatement
 Holy pin cushions
 Holy human surfboards
 Holy rising headlights
 Holy incantation
 Holy Robert Louis Stevenson
 Holy cold creeps
 Holy here we go again
 Holy special delivery
 Holy return from oblivion
 Holy crucial moment
 Holy finishing touches
 Holy bargain basement
 Holy Rip Van Winkle
 Holy interplanetary yard stick
 Holy rock garden
 Holy Jack-in-the-Box
 Holy Fourth of July
 Holy interruptions
 Holy toreador
 Holy matador
 Holy guacamole
 Holy bat-logic
 Holy deposit slip
 Holy stratosphere
 Holy ghost writer
 Holy autobon
 Holy crack-up
 Holy miracle
 Holy astronomy
 Holy terminology
 Holy mashed potatoes
 Holy naivete
 Holy cliffhangers
 Holy sub-orbit
 Holy history
 Holy catastrophe
 Holy cryptology
 Holy trampoline
 Holy fork in the road
 Holy Titanic
 Holy hypotheses
 Holy bijou
 Holy split seconds
 Holy olfactory
 Holy jetset
 Holy tipoff
 Holy hamburger
 Holy Luthor Burbank
 Holy anagrams
 Holy haziness
 Holy contributing to the delinquency of minors
 Holy roadblocks
 Holy show-ups
 Holy Alps
 Holy hamstrings
 Holy underwritten metropolis
 Holy karats
 Holy unknown flying objects
 Holy unrefillable prescriptions
 Holy giveaways
 Holy astringent plum-like fruit
 Holy skull tap
 Holy ashtray
 Holy smoke
 Holy haberdashery
 Holy lodestone
 Holy rainbow
 Holy hallelujah
 Holy fishbowl
 Holy crossfire
 Holy red herring
 Holy serpentine
 Holy bouncing boiler-plated fits
 Holy transistors
 Holy rats in a trap
 Holy alphabet
 Holy ball and chain
 Holy fruit salad
 Holy New Year's Eve
 Holy homicide
 Holy reincarnation
 Holy explosion
 Holy helmets
 Holy happenstance
 Holy switcheroo
 Holy ricochet
 Holy jackpot
 Holy bat-trap
 Holy nightmare
 Holy Taj Mahal
 Holy tee shot
Holy smokestack
Holy camouflage
Holy masquerade party
Holy taxidermy
Holy Grandma Moses  
Holy triple feat
Holy kindergarten
Holy Wayne Manor
Holy puzzlers
Holy oxygen
Holy jitterbug
 Holy firing squad
 Holy Davey Jones
 Holy epicure
 Holy love birds
 Holy bunyons
 Holy olee-o
 Holy taxation
 Holy rocking chair
 Holy gunpowder
 Holy hairdo
 Holy forecast
 Holy Motor Von Bon
 Holy jawbreaker
 Holy sun dial
 Holy squirrel cage
 Holy hijackers
 Holy horseshoes
 Holy transistor radio
 Holy rainbow
 Holy fly trap
 Holy semantics
Holy polar front
 Holy hijack
 Holy tuxedo
 Holy shamrocks
 Holy distortion
 Holy chicken coop
 Holy epigrams
 Holy travel agent
 Holy impossibility
 Holy metronome
 Holy apparition
 Holy perfect pitch
 Holy relief
 Holy piano
 Holy fugitives
 Holy fratricide
 Holy Caruso
Holy greed
Holy Sherlock Holmes
Holy bank deposits
Holy graft zeppelin
Holy voltage
Holy sedatives
Holy memory bank
Holy multitudes
Holy sonic booms
Holy holocaust
Holy gambles
Holy cinemascope
Holy miscast
Holy armadilloes
Holy precision
Holy dead end
Holy bankruptcy
Holy madness
Holy stewpot
Holy caffeine
Holy flypaper (twice)
Holy unlikelihood
Holy jet set
Holy hoaxes
Holy hostage
Holy agility
Holy blackout
Holy mucelage
Holy timebomb
Holy gemini
Holy eggshells
Holy ten toes
Holy hyperdermics
Holy detonation
Holy gullibility
Holy homework
Holy dilemna
Holy homecoming
Holy tartars
Holy gall
Holy karate
Holy hoofbeats
Holy stuffing
Holy grammar
Holy Koufax
Holy safari
Holy headlines
Holy iceberg
Holy blizzard
Holy snowball
Holy backfire
Holy felony
Holy geography
Holy sewer pipe
Holy Venuzuela
Holy stalactites
Holy trolls and goblins
Holy ordeuvres
Holy jigsaw puzzle
Holy stampede
Holy human pearls
Holy resourcefulness
Holy mush
Holy handiwork
Holy self-service
Holy mermaid
Holy bulls-eye
Holy stereo
Holy shucks
Holy diversionary tactics
Holy Houdini
Holy funny bone
Holy hutzpah
Holy clockwork
Holy hunting horn
Holy Zorro
Holy living end
Holy oversight
Holy floor covering
Holy escape hatch
Holy chillblaines
Holy polar ice sheet
Holy standstills
Holy riot ball
Holy surprise parties
Holy tintanabulation
Holy rising hemlines
Holy levitation
Holy molars
Holy knit one pearl two
Holy slipped disc
Holy mechanical armies
Holy disappearing act
Holy helplessness
Holy human pressure cookers
Holy non-sequiturs
Holy barracuda
Holy showcase
Holy popcorn
Holy hole in a donut
Holy birthday cake
Holy graveyard
Holy schizophrenia
Holy ravioli
Holy conflagration
Holy armour plate
Holy wigs
Holy magician
Holy vacuum
Holy Las Vegas
Holy Benedict Arnold
Holy hailstorms
Holy murder
Holy detonator
Holy Cinderella
Holy tome
Holy trickery
Holy cats
Holy icepicks
Holy knockout drops
Holy hot foot
Holy Romeo and Juliet
Holy iodine
Holy paraffin
Holy spiderwebs
Holy looking glass
Holy impregnability
Holy encore
Holy Golden Gate
Holy hurricane
Holy whiskers
Holy false front
Holy skyrocket
Holy headache
Holy chocolate eclair
Holy fog
Holy rudder
Holy straightjacket
Holy blank cartridge
Holy flip-flop
Holy cliche
Holy weaponry
Holy dart
Holy inquisition
Holy deviltry
Holy Blackbeard
Holy green card
Holy jail break
Holy rheostat
Holy Einstein
Holy high wire
Holy mainframe
Holy corpusles
Holy sarcophagus
Holy cosmos
Holy kilowatts
Holy Bill of Rights
Holy hot spot
Holy IT&T
Holy banks
Holy hypnotism
Holy harem
Holy fate worse than death
Holy hardest metal in the world
Holy journey to the center of the earth
Holy waste of energy
Holy razor's edge
Holy taxidermy
Holy bluebeard
Holy Parefski
Holy heartbreak
Holy vertebra
Holy keyring
Holy keyhole
Holy mesmerism
Holy pseudonym
Holy hydraulics
Holy floodgate
Remember Robin, always look both ways. - Batman

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