Sunday, July 5, 2009

Bigger, Badder Booms







The technology is from China. The 45,000 pounds of explosives, monitored from a command center on the Intrepid battleship, will need to soar as high as 1,000 feet in the sky.

Around 9:20 p.m., a new, experimental model known as the “ghost shell” will explode across the night sky, then vanish—only to reappear and disappear several more times in a wave pattern.

This year’s Fourth of July fireworks show in New York—more than 10 times larger than the one in Washington—needs to be bigger, brighter, longer and louder than last year’s.

The U.S. has set off fireworks on Independence Day since the first celebration in 1776 when John Adams wrote to his wife Abigail that July 4 should be marked with “illuminations from one end of this continent to the other from this time forward forevermore.”

Pyro Spectaculars, one of the family-run firms that dominate U.S. fireworks, puts on the New York fireworks show. Its chief executive, James Souza, makes several scouting trips to Liuyang, China, each year to meet with manufacturers about new shells, cardboard balls as wide as 12-inches in diameter, filled with gun powder and chemicals. The rest of the year he spends at a 160-acre World War II military munitions facility in the desert outside Rialto, Calif. There, at Pyro headquarters, he can freely test explosives.

This year, Mr. Souza asked Chinese manufacturers to develop river-themed explosives such as what he calls a “golden weeping willow” that will float on the Hudson River and burst into a gold dust cloud. Another new shell mimics falling leaves with red, green, purple and yellow gushes that waft in the sky for as long as 12 seconds, an eternity compared to the two- or three-second life of the typical chrysanthemum-shaped white bursts. He also buys shells in Valencia, Spain, Lisbon, Portugal, Hamburg, Germany, and Sapporo, Japan.

Mr. Souza needs to make this year’s show higher than last because Macy’s, the department store which sponsors the event, moved the fireworks display to the Hudson River from the East River where it has been for the past 15 years. In order for the estimated three million New Yorkers expected to watch from the West Side of Manhattan as well as from traditional viewing spots on the East Side and Brooklyn to see, the explosions need to be high in the sky.

The Macy’s show will use at least 10,000 more explosive shells than last year’s 30,000 and roughly 15,000 fireworks that explode at more than 600 feet high in the air, eight times as many as in 2008.

With audiences accustomed to fancier effects online and in video games, fireworks have gotten more sophisticated. As many cities cut back on local fireworks amid economic belt tightening, the nation’s largest shows are trying to pick up larger television audiences.

Many U.S. fireworks companies, including Grucci’s of New York and Pyro Spectaculars, date back to the arrival of Italian and Portuguese immigrants in the late 1800s and early 1900s. The trick to making fireworks look different is the “stars,” gumball-shaped pellets of chemicals arranged inside a shell that create colors and images in the sky—which the firms try to guard from rivals.

“You wouldn’t ask Michelangelo how many buckets of paint he used in the Sistine Chapel,” says M. Philip Butler, a Grucci’s producer working on the July 4 show in Las Vegas. He declined to say how many shells he plans to set off this year.
New microchips embedded in shells make it possible for fireworks to explode at a specific height.

Last July 4, Grucci’s of New York wrote “U.S.A.” in the sky as singer Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the U.S.A.” played. It’s tricky to get a shell to break precisely so that it looks like an M, not a W. Next year’s goal: high-definition bursts that explode at lower levels but look crisp on TV.

Fireworks companies began using computers in the late 1980s to remotely ignite fireworks with an electric match that makes contact with a gun powder fuse. The gun powder, called “black powder,” launches the shell skyward. When the fuse reaches the explosive matter inside the shell, the firework goes off and the stars explode in a fixed pattern and color. Popular “cakes,” the name for a cluster of fireworks linked with a single fuse that burst at various heights, are called “Apocalypse Now,” “One Bad Mother-in-Law,” and “Dante’s Inferno.”

This year, at Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota, mortars to launch fireworks were placed via helicopter behind George Washington’s head carved in the mountain, says Doug Taylor, president of Zambelli Fireworks Internationale, the show’s producer. “The sky is our canvas.”

In New York, Tony Award-winning “Ragtime” composer Stephen Flaherty wrote “American River Suite,” an original score, for the show to be performed by the New York Pops symphonic orchestra. The Souzas spent a month in their California offices writing story boards, pairing explosives to music. They asked Mr. Flaherty for a longer crescendo to fit a 12-second burst and a quicker drum beat for a series of short, intense explosions. “The Souza brothers want emotion,” James Souza says.

The Souzas “told me it takes so many seconds for smoke to clear,” Mr. Flaherty says. “That’s not something that occurs to me when I’m writing for the stage.”
To buy fireworks, James Souza flies to Hong Kong and goes to Shenzhen where he and others from Pyro Spectaculars catch a flight to Changsha. From there they drive an hour on a bumpy road through the mountains until they reach Liuyang, the center of fireworks design with more than 500 manufacturers in a single town. By day the Souza team meets manufactures to discuss colors and patterns. At night, they test fireworks and then feast on Chinese food. Their trips include a stop in Beihai, a fishing village in Southern China that also makes explosives.

Fireworks date to 12th century China when the Song dynasty made simple explosives of sulfur, charcoal, saltpeter and bamboo shoots. China is the world’s largest manufacturer and exporter of fireworks.

Manufacturers adjust complicated chemical formulas to turn the common primary colors red, green and blue bursts into lavender, hot pink, fluorescent yellow, and electric blue. “It’s like a closely guarded recipe,” says Steve Frantz, national sales manager at Zambelli Fireworks in New Castle, Pa.

One of world’s largest displays rang in 2009 in Sydney with 120,000 fireworks shells and shooting comets exploding in a $2.8 million display around Harbour Bridge. For the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, the Chinese launched fireworks from nearly 300 points on top of the Olympic stadium. For the first time, fireworks exploded into Olympic rings in the sky. Chinese Olympic organizers came under criticism after they admitted to augmenting the display with computer-generated images of fireworks in the shape of footprints over Tiananmen Square, an effect that dazzled global television audiences.

Contemporary Chinese artist Cai Guo-Qiang works with pyrotechnics and designed the fireworks for the Beijing opening and closing ceremonies. Mr. Cai says weather conditions made it difficult for television cameras to capture the footprints as they exploded live over Beijing, so computer-generated images were created for TV audiences. Mr. Cai’s next exhibit, at the Philadelphia Museum of Art in December, will feature an exploding white flower in front of the museum. “I’m a very timid person,” Mr. Cai says. “I use gun powder as my main medium to try and break with that part of myself.”

Macy’s held its first fireworks show in 1958 and has hosted the event in New York annually since 1976. A Macy’s spokesman declined to discuss the event’s budget. Fireworks displays of its size can cost about $500,000, plus the cost of live music, according to industry estimates.

Earlier this week, Gary Souza worked alongside 75 pyro-technicians on a Staten Island pier to load explosive shells into fiberglass and steel cylinder mortars. On Saturday, six 290-foot barges with the explosives will motor up the Hudson and stretch for over a mile.

One pyro-technician stays on each barge during the performance to hold down what the industry calls “a dead man button.” If the button is released it cuts off the electronic current that launches the shells and signals that something may be wrong. At 9:20 p.m., Mr. Souza, from a command center on the Intrepid Sea-Air-Space Museum, will give the signal to trigger an electrical circuit that sets off each shell. After nearly two years of work, the show will be over in 27 minutes.


Condensed from original article byAmy Chozick, WSJ

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Great Balls of Fire Department: 100 Billion-Mile Wide Blobs of Glowing Gas



From the Hubble comes a dramatic image of the energetic star WR124, revealing that it is surrounded by hot clumps of gas being ejected into space at speeds of over 100,000 miles per hour.


The vast arcs of glowing gas around the star are 100 billion-mile wide glowing gas blobs. Each blob is about 30 times the mass of the Earth.


The massive, hot central star is known as a Wolf-Rayet star. This extremely rare and short-lived class of super-hot star is going through a violent, transitional phase characterized by the fierce ejection of mass.
The blobs may result from the furious stellar wind that is unstable as it flows into space. As the blobs cool, they eventually will dissipate into space and so don't pose any threat to neighboring stars. The star is 15,000 light-years away, located in the constellation Sagittarius. The picture was taken with Hubble's Wide Field Planetary Camera 2 in March 1997. The image is enhanced to reveal details in the nebula's structure.

Source: NASA

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/200760main_rs_image_feature_865_946x710.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_865.html&usg=__xDhhOqiEo_ek4z52RFozd47H2KA=&h=710&w=946&sz=763&hl=en&start=6&sig2=eNAjrEkPnUn5WSFxNWu_Cw&um=1&tbnid=sGv65mYblwu6nM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=148&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfireworks%2Bexplosion%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1&ei=1FhPSrSoJ5DCtweW1eGtBA

Fireworks Factory Explosions




















For those people who just can't get enough fireworks, here's a video link to famous firework factory explosions.


http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=59AE1DA4299F9AB7&search_query=fireworks+explosion+factory


Old Dog New Tricks Department




To keep up with our 20 somethings, I'm learning text messaging.

Trust me, it's an entirely new language and takes some serious studying to just learn.

Maybe someday my fat fingers will be able to fly at the frenetic pace of our kids.

For now, I'm stuck in the ABC's, like
...

n00b Newbie
N1 Nice one
N2M Nothing too much
NADT Not a darn thing
NALOPKT Not a lot of people know that
NANA Not now, no need
NBD No big deal

For an entire mind blowing list, go here...

http://www.webopedia.com/quick_ref/textmessageabbreviations.asp

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Michael Jackson's Epic Sound


Why do the Michael Jackson/Quincy Jones collaborations sound so darn good?

WSJ's Jim Fusilli breaks down Michael's epic sound.


"At the heart of Michael Jackson's musical legacy are two albums that total less than an hour-and-a-quarter's worth of music. Both are rightfully considered among the best pop albums of their era.
"Off the Wall," released in 1979, and "Thriller," issued three years later, turned Jackson from a teenybopper into an adult pop entertainer and ushered in his international superstardom.

Both were overseen by Quincy Jones, already a much-admired musician, composer, arranger, conductor and producer who'd worked with Count Basie, Ray Charles, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Dizzy Gillespie, Lionel Hampton and Frank Sinatra.

The two first discussed working together while Mr. Jones was supervising the music for the 1978 film "The Wiz," in which Jackson played the Scarecrow.
"I saw his sensitivity and his focus," said Mr. Jones, age 76, who called yesterday from London. "There was such an innocence, but he didn't miss a thing." Epic, Jackson's label, thought Mr. Jones was too steeped in jazz to produce what became "Off the Wall." But Jackson and his management team insisted, and Epic relented.

When the project began, Jackson had demos of two songs; Mr. Jones had a track from the funk band the Brothers Johnson that needed a melody and lyrics. Everything else came together once they became part of a team.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough," the album opener composed by Jackson, is set up by the syncopated percussion that Jackson, his sister Janet and brother Randy played on a casaba, cowbell and glass bottle and had recorded for the demo version. Suddenly, Jackson screams and the orchestra explodes: Sweeping strings; punchy horns; bass, drums and handclaps form the foundation under Jackson's vocal. Single notes plucked on electric guitar fold into the Jacksons' percussion, creating a signature sound for the singer. It's a busy track, but not cluttered. Mr. Jones told me his big-band experience helped him organize all the sounds.

"Workin' Day and Night," the album's third song, also rises from percussion that Jackson had recorded earlier with his siblings. Plucked guitars are its core too. Mr. Jones omitted orchestral strings this time, but Jerry Hey and Greg Phillinganes did the horn and rhythm charts, respectively, as on "Don't Stop."

The two remaining tunes on side one reveal a maturing Jackson. "Rock With You," written by Rod Temperton, a composer Mr. Jones still favors, and "Get On the Floor," built on a riff by bassist Louis Johnson of the Brothers Johnson. On the former, the mood is airy and seductive; on the latter, bold and assertive. Mr. Johnson dominates "Get On the Floor," which is also driven by Mr. Hey's horns, John Robinson's cymbal work and Latin percussion by Paulinho Da Costa -- and a forceful vocal by Jackson.


"Rock With You" and the title track are cut from comparable cloth. In "Rock With You," a trombone and two tenor saxophones add warmth to the bottom, while lilting synthesizers and chopping guitar chords fill the midrange. Once again, Mr. Robinson's drumming shines as he shifts the cymbal pattern to deliver the song to its chorus. A synthesizer plays staccato notes, recasting the plucked guitar notes of the opening song, one of the many pull-throughs that Mr. Jones preferred and that give the album its unity.


Hundreds of Michael Jackson fans circled the block around Harlem's famed Apollo Theater.
The arrangement for "Off the Wall" foreshadows the title track of "Thriller," with its bass synth, cymbals, insistent backbeat and plucked guitar as the rhythmic platform. Mr. Temperton wrote both songs and had a hand in arranging their rhythm tracks.

While "Thriller" lives in the memory as the soundtrack to a long-form music video, it's also an expert piece of pop -- and so is its predecessor.
Throughout the "Off the Wall" album, Mr. Jones challenged Jackson to expand his vocal range. "I wanted him to sing down low," he recalled. "A lot of his habits came from Motown. They wanted him to sing high, but by then we had a relationship of trust, an honesty with each other."

Of the remaining songs of Jackson's solo debut, only the Carol Bayer Sager tune "It's the Falling in Love" seems stuck in the late '70s. Johnny Mandel, who arranged for Basie, Sinatra and others, did the string charts for "She's Out of My Life," Jackson's successful attempt at a big, romantic ballad. Mr. Jones said he had intended to give the song, written by Tom Bahler, to Sinatra to record.


Jackson and Mr. Jones reunited for "Thriller," using key members of the "Off the Wall" team -- engineer Bruce Swedien (who Mr. Jones credits for what he still considers both albums' unsurpassed sound), Mr. Temperton, Mr. Hey and Mr. Phillinganes among them. "The collective is always more powerful than the individual," Mr. Jones told me. Of course, Jackson's enormous talent and unbridled ambition were the major drivers.
By now, the bass synthesizer had become part of the pop vocabulary, and it introduces the album's opener,

"Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'." A dance tune with horns arranged by Mr. Hey that was originally proposed for "Off the Wall," it serves as a bridge from the earlier album, but it has a leaner, more biting feel. It ends with a long vocal recitation of a line from Manu Dibango's "Soul Makossa."


After the pop gem "Baby Be Mine," written by Mr. Temperton, and the Jackson-Paul McCartney duet, "The Girl is Mine," comes a four-song stretch as strong as any in pop history:

"Thriller," which ends side one with its ghoulish narration by Vincent Price, "Beat It," "Billie Jean" and "Human Nature."
A drum machine's steady rhythm introduces "Beat It," which was written by Jackson and is immediately cast as a rock song by Steve Lukather's guitar and a brief hint of the coming guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen, who Mr. Jones brought to the project. Jeff Porcaro, who, like Mr. Lukather, was a member of the band Toto, plays drums. Mr. Jones said that he and Jackson, determined to expand the performer's base, had their eyes on a rock audience. "Billie Jean" also was a Jackson composition. Sung with icy fire, its melody rests on what may be the deepest groove in pop history, formed by a battery of synths, N'dugu Chancler on drums and Mr. Johnson on bass. At the chorus, Mr. Jones opens the track, allowing in a chiming guitar to leaven the relentless, bottom-heavy rhythm. Lush synthesizers add movement to the backdrop. "When you come out of 'Billie Jean,' which is just three chords, you need a kaleidoscopic harmonic structure," Mr. Jones said. "You know, the ear wants that."

Steve Porcaro composed the music for the next tune, a lovely ballad. "Toto sent over a demo and Rod Temperton and I listened to it, but the first two songs didn't do much for us," he told me. "Then the third song came out and I said, 'Yeah!" The next day, Mr. Jones asked John Bettis to write the lyrics to what became "Human Nature."
The performance floats on guitar and bass notes; at first, the brass is barely noticeable. Mr. Jones allows the chorus to arrive without additional fanfare, thus drawing in the listener. Jackson sings it beautifully, allowing his voice to meld with the whole.

"Thriller" concludes with the snappy "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)," which brought Jackson together with his sisters Janet and LaToya, and "The Lady in My Life," a gorgeous ballad written by Mr. Temperton featuring Paul Jackson on guitar.
Five years after the release of "Thriller," Jackson and Mr. Jones went on to make "Bad," with many of the same musicians who played and arranged parts for their breakthrough recordings.

By then, though, the template for presenting the music of Michael Jackson was set. He had become the King of Pop.
"We put this all together behind Michael's energy and sensitivity," Mr. Jones said. "It was a team effort. I swear to you, it was like divinity put us all together."


Mr. Fusilli is the Journal's rock and pop music critic.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Michael J's Pepsi ad



What more can be said about pop/r&b musical genius Michael Jackson?

He was one of the first '80's pop stars to legitimize TV celebrity endorsements by musicians, raising the price tag to a then record $5 million deal. He cleared the way for a wave of suddenly hip, star-studded commercials, in an industry where Hollywood and music insiders had long frowned upon such endorsements as crass.

Take a look at how he modified Billie Jean to create one of Pepsi's best ads ever, link below.

On a personal level, I saw Michael entertain at Indiana U. when I was a freshman, having secured some front row seats to see the Jackson 5 from the AM radio station where I DJ'ed.

Many of my friends were "too cool" to go see young Michael sing "ABC" and "Stop the Love You Save". Remember this was the late '60's, think the Doors and the James Gang.

Watching him perform close up, I was speechless. His voice was a child's pitch but with a mature vocal range with uncanny pacing.

And yes, even at 11 years old, you couldn't take your eyes off his dancing, choreography, and stage presence.

The only other entertainer who had that impact on me was when I saw Robin Williams as his career was lifting off as "Mork".



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd15YVb2M6M

TV Networks - Technology's Latest Blow - Death by 1000 Cuts














Growing up, I loved our old black and white TV.

We had only 3 network channels (WCBS, WNBC, WABC), 2 weak independent stations (WNEW, WPIX) and a fledgling, part time, educational TV channel.

How technology has changed it all !

The latest nail in the coffin for TV networks was hammered in on Monday.

The Supreme Court declined to hear a case about a digital video recorder technology, opening the gate for wider use of DVR systems.

With it, a customer would use a remote control to digitally record a program like “60 Minutes” but instead of storing the show in the customer’s at-home DVR box, the technology would store the show on a faraway Cablevision server.

The technology would let Cablevision convert set-top boxes into boxes with DVR capabilities without requiring an installation or new equipment, opening up broader use of DVR access and commercial skipping tools.

I wonder if TV's pioneers ever envisioned the explosion in TV and web content?


from:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/30/technology/30cable.html?_r=1&th=&emc=th&pagewanted=print

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

3,000 hours and 100,000 toothpicks later



Artist Scott Weaver spent 35 years working on this toothpick structure of San Francisco, which required 100,000 toothpicks and has a ball that rolls through the entire thing in Rube Goldberg fashion.

The nine-foot-tall creation is called
"Rolling Through the Bay". But perhaps the best part of this is Weaver's sentiment towards the project; he loves to "know that I'm building something that people will see later on that took a long time to build for no reason."

Ripley's Museum has upped its offer from $10,000 to $40,000 to buy it. Mr. Weaver isn't selling.

Video Link here:

http://gizmodo.com/5029363/rube-goldberg-machine-is-made-of-100000-toothpicks-shaped-like-san-francisco

Monday, June 15, 2009

Transistor Radios and the Start of Summer



The start of summer always reminds me of my first transistor radio.

By 1960 vacuum tubes were rapidly being replaced by small, lightweight transistors.
Jack Kilby (Texas Instruments, 1958) is credited with having developed the concept of integrating device and circuit elements onto a single silicon chip, see graphic.

Robert Noyce (Fairchild Semiconductor, 1959e is given credit for having conceived the method for integrating the separate elements.

IC's advantages over vacuum tubes were obvious: they became less expensive, did not burn out in service, and were much smaller and more reliable.


Early ICs contained about 10 individual components on a silicon chip 3 mm (0.12 inch) square. By 1970 the number was up to 1,000 on a chip of the same size at no increase in cost. Late in the following year the first microprocessor was introduced. The device contained all the arithmetic, logic, and control circuitry required to perform the functions of a computer’s central processing unit (CPU). This type of large-scale IC was developed by a team at Intel Corporation, the same company that also introduced the memory IC in 1971. The stage was now set for the computerization of small electronic equipment.

Until the microprocessor appeared on the scene, computers were essentially discrete pieces of equipment used primarily for data processing and scientific calculations. They ranged in size from minicomputers, comparable in dimensions to a small filing cabinet, to mainframe systems that could fill a large room.

The microprocessor enabled computer engineers to develop microcomputers—systems about the size of a lunch box or smaller but with enough computing power to perform many kinds of business, industrial, and scientific tasks. Such systems made it possible to control a host of small instruments or devices (e.g., numerically controlled lathes and one-armed robotic devices for spot welding) by using standard components programmed to do a specific job. The very existence of computer hardware inside such devices is not apparent to the user.

The large demand for microprocessors generated by these initial applications led to high-volume production and a dramatic reduction in cost. This in turn promoted the use of the devices in many other applications—for example, in household appliances and automobiles, for which electronic controls had previously been too expensive to consider.

Continued advances in IC technology gave rise to very large-scale integration (VLSI), which substantially increased the circuit density of microprocessors. These technological advances, coupled with further cost reductions stemming from improved manufacturing methods, made feasible the mass production of personal computers for use in offices, schools, and homes.

By the mid-1980s inexpensive microprocessors had stimulated computerization of an enormous variety of consumer products. Common examples included programmable microwave ovens and thermostats, clothes washers and dryers, self-tuning television sets and self-focusing cameras, videocassette recorders and video games, telephones and answering machines, musical instruments, watches, and security systems. Microelectronics also came to the fore in business, industry, government, and other sectors. Microprocessor-based equipment proliferated, ranging from automatic teller machines (ATMs) and point-of-sale terminals in retail stores to automated factory assembly systems and office workstations.

By mid-1986 memory ICs with a capacity of 262,144 bits (binary digits) were available. In fact, Gordon E. Moore, one of the founders of Intel, observed as early as 1965 that the complexity of ICs was approximately doubling every 18–24 months, which was still the case in 2000. This empirical “Moore’s law” is widely used in forecasting the technological requirements for manufacturing future ICs.


from

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/183904/electronics

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Happy 75th Birthday Donald !




75 years ago today. FDR was in the White House, the country was in a depression and a kid could get into the movies for a nickel. And, a star was born.
Donald Duck made his cartoon debut in a cartoon feature called "The Wise Little Hen."

Link here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5dowCyaP7I&feature=related

He had his own daily newspaper comic strip by 1938, and by the 1940's, he'd already surpassed Mickey Mouse in the number of cartoons reaching theaters.
Web-footed and hot-headed, Donald starred in more than 150 other cartoons and seven full-length feature films. In one of his most daring roles, a patriotic Donald took on the Nazi's in "Der Fuehrer's Face" - which earned him his one and only Oscar in 1943. At 75, Donald Duck is no spring chicken, but he still looks pretty good.

While we're talking about cartoons, here's the Disney's Silly Symphony -- Three Little Pigs. The classic story of lazy pigs singing and fiddling vs. the hard-working pig laying bricks.

This was our son's favorite when he was barely able to talk. Bobby would laugh hysterically and say "yowwwwwwwwww" every time the wolf's bottom would land in the kettle of boiling water.

Video link here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHJ0L6DftGg&NR=1

from Disney and CBS News

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Where's my celestial GPS -- Dark matter distorts the universe




This computer generated simulation image shows how dark matter, shown in red, distorts the light path from and apparent shape of distant galaxies, depicted in blue.

The presence of a massive network of distributed dark matter is evident in a recent analysis of the shapes of 200,000 distant galaxies. Scientists with the Canada-France-Hawaii Telescope believe that intervening dark matter, normally invisible, may distort images originating in the distant universe, much the way an old window distorts images originating on the other side. Makes you wonder how man would "aim" a spaceship, using light as its target, matter, or some other means.

No GPS's for space yet.


Source: NASA Astronomy Picture of the Day

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/archivepix.html

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Leave Well Enough Alone Department

Microsoft wants a new term for 'netbooks,'

Microsoft now wants to change the name of these low-cost slabs of white plastic riding Intel's Atom processor. Oh joy.

Apparently unhappy with the 5 choices of netbook, smartbook, MIDI, thin-and-light, and ultra-portable, Microsoft's preference is, are you ready, "low cost small notebook PC."

Man, that flows like a sonnet.

The new name proposed by Steven Guggenheimer, general manager of Microsoft's Application Platform & Development Marketing Division, is meant to reflect netbooks that do more than Internet browsing.

Hidden agenda: What Steve-o doesn't say is that by creating a new product division above netbooks, Microsoft can require beefier versions of its Windows OS installed for higher profits on higher margins -- especially now that they've dropped the three application limit from its entry-level Windows 7 Starter Edition.

Hey Microsoft, if it's all the same to you, we're just fine with the term netbook thankyouverymuch.

Given the near-universal positive press heaped on Windows 7 thus far, you'll be raking in the cash starting October 22nd, no need to shake us down, ok?


http://www.engadget.com/2009/06/03/microsoft-wants-new-term-for-netbooks-unhappy-with-other-5-ch/#comments

Monday, June 1, 2009

Your Next Car -- The Trabbie?


The Trabant put communist-era Eastern Bloc residents on wheels, as big a revolution behind the Iron Curtain as the VW Beetle was for their western cousins.
Several versions were made, but the famous P600 (plastic body, 600cc two-stroke) 'Trabbie' was made for 30 years unchanged.
That ugly little car became famous in 1989 when thousands of East Germans used it to cross to the West. The Trabant originally derived from a well regarded West German car (the DKW) made by Audi, which today produces some of the most prestigious cars in the world. In the hands of the East German government, the unfortunate DKW became a farce of a car. The bureaucrats and the union that ran the Trabant factory made the car smaller and boxier, to give it a more proletarian look. To reduce production costs, they cut down on the size of the original, already small DKW engine, and they replaced the metal body with one made of plastic-covered cardboard. What rolled off the assembly line was a kind of horseless carriage that roared like a lawn mower and polluted the air worse than a whole city block full of big Western cars.

After German reunification, the plucky little "Trabi" that East Germans used to wait 10 years to buy became an embarrassment, and its production was stopped. Germany's junkyards are now piled high with Trabants, which cannot be recycled because burning their plastic-covered cardboard bodies would release poisonous dioxins. German scientists are now trying to develop a bacterium to devour the cardboard-and-plastic body.

Reported by Lt. Gen. Pacepa, the highest ranking Soviet bloc official granted political asylum in the U.S., WSJ, 6/1/09

Images of many great Euro cars here:

http://www.channel4.com/4car/gallery/

Fall of an American Giant




Founded in 1908, G.M. ruled the car industry for more than half a century, with a broad range of vehicles, reflecting the company’s promise to offer “a car for every purse and purpose.”

Rarely has a company fallen so far and so fast as General Motors.

The company did have vast numbers of loyal buyers, but G.M. lost them through a series of strategic and cultural missteps starting in the 1960s.

It bungled efforts in the 1980s to cut costs by sharing the underpinnings of its cars across different brands, blurring their distinctiveness.

G.M. gave in to union demands in 1990 and created a program that paid workers even when plants were not running, forcing it to build cars and trucks it could not sell without big incentives.

Its finance staff argued with product developers and marketers who pushed for aggressive spending on new cars and trucks. But forced to feed so many brands, G.M. often resorted to a practice called “launch and leave” — spending billions upfront to bring vehicles to market, but then failing to keep supporting them with sustained advertising.

With its market share shrinking, G.M. could not give its multiple brands and car models the individual attention that helped Honda attract customers to the Accord and Toyota to its Camry.

It also lost interest in vehicles that needed time to find their audience, as happened when the company introduced the EV1 electric vehicle and then dropped it in 1999 after only three years.

Now G.M.’s brand lineup is being halved, with the company jettisoning divisions like Pontiac.

“Nobody gave any respect to this thing called image because it wasn’t in the business plan,” Mr. Wangers said. “It was all about, ‘When is this going to earn a profit?’ ”

Over the years, G.M. executives became practiced at the art of explaining their problems, attributing blame to everyone but themselves.

That list included the United Automobile Workers, for demanding health care coverage and pensions (even though G.M. agreed to provide them); government regulators, for imposing rules that G.M. said hampered its competitiveness; the Japanese government, for unfairly helping its own carmakers break into the United States market; and the news media, for failing to appreciate G.M. vehicles and the strides the company was making to improve them.

Asked in 1995 why he had not moved faster to reorganize the company, the late G.M. chief executive Roger Smith replied, “Wouldn’t it have been wonderful if we could have flipped a switch?”

Even last week, G.M.’s newly retired vice chairman, Robert A. Lutz, said the automaker had experienced a “world of hurt, much of it not of our own doing.”

Sloganeering was not backed up by execution. Executives wore lapel pins, for example, in 2002, with the number “29” — referring to the market share the company vowed to regain (most companies focus on profits). Through April of this year, its share was 19 percent, a steep drop from its peak of 54 percent in 1954.

Consumers started blaming G.M. for sub-par vehicles. They may have given them second and third chances, but many eventually started switching to other brands, which will make it that much harder for G.M. to win them back.

Mr. Wagoner was able to hold on to his job for longer than people expected, as G.M.’s stock fell steadily from about $70 when he took charge at the start of the decade. It closed at 75 cents a share on Friday.

By MICHELINE MAYNARD, New York Times, Published: May 31, 2009

Sunday, May 24, 2009

MusicRadio WABC Celebrates Rewound 2009


For those who grew up with 77 WABC in the 60's, you'll appreciate this year's Rewound 2009, a collection of one hour radio shows, lovingly edited and restored to bring back the magic that was "77, W-A-B-Ceeeeeeeeeeeee". DJ's include Big Dan Ingram, the DJ's DJ. Link to mp3's is below:

http://wabcradio.com/sectional.asp?id=33049


Details of the shows are:

Hour 1. "Cousin Brucie" Morrow - Tue. 10/29/1963 - 11:00-11:30PM and
Bob Lewis - Sun. 6/13/1965 - 2:10-2:20PM & 1:50-2:10PM

Hour 2. Charlie Greer followed by Dan Ingram - Sat. 3/6/1965 - 2:00-2:55PM

Hour 3. Dan Ingram with Bob Dayton (April Fool's Joke) - Wed. 4/1/1964 - 2:00-2:35PM and
Bob Lewis - either Thu. 1/2/1964, Fri. 1/3/1964 or Sat. 1/4/1964 - 12:28-12:43AM

Hour 4. Dan Ingram - Thu. 4/1/1971 - 2:00-2:55pm (Part 1 - see Hour 7)

Hour 5. Ron Lundy followed by Dan Ingram - Wed. 10/14/1970 - 1:25-2:22PM

Hour 6. Dan Ingram - Tue. 3/9/1971 - 2:00-2:33PM

Hour 7. Dan Ingram with visit from David Frye - Thu. 4/1/1971 - 3:00-3:55PM (Part 2 - see Hour 4)

Hour 8. Jay Reynolds with newscasts by Jim Perry - Tue. 10/27/1970 - 1:15-2:12AM

Hour 9. Johnny Donovan - Sat. 7/13/1974 - 9:55-10:30PM and
Roby Yonge - either Wed. 9/4/1968, Thu. 9/5/1968 or Fri. 9/6/1968 - 1:30-1:55PM

Hour 10. "Cousin Bruce" Morrow - Sat. 7/13/1974 - 6:05-7:00PM (Part 1 - see Hour 11)

Hour 11. "Cousin Bruce" Morrow - Sat. 7/13/1974 - 7:00-7:55PM (Part 2 - see Hour 10)

Hour 12. Harry Harrison - Fri. 12/31/1976 - 7:20-8:22AM (two 5 min. newscasts deleted) and
Harry Harrison - Thu. 12/30/1976 - 7:52-8:20AM (5 min. newscast deleted).

Fan Discussion/Message Board:

http://wabcradio.com/goout.asp?u=http://www.musicradio77.com/wabcboard/wwwboard/


Thursday, May 21, 2009

A new Photoshop art



Tilt shift... making real photos look like miniature towns, people, scenery...

more here...http://digital-artist-toolbox.com/?p=24

...with thanks to Ed !

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Why Doesn't the White House Use Photoshop?


Next time, try Photoshop...

It could look like this...

...without ever scaring lower New York !

Yes it's a pretty shot...

...but people freaked out...

...a bit close, wouldn't you say?













Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Inexplicable Behavior of Photons

Quantum physics studies very small stuff -- atoms, photons and other particles. Unlike the cause-and-effect of our physical world, subatomic particles defy common sense and behave in wacky ways. A photon, which is a particle of light, spins in many ways, such as "up" or "down," at the same time. Even trickier, it's only when you take a peek -- by measuring it -- that the photon fixes into a particular state of spin. Even stranger still is entanglement. When two photons get "entangled" they behave like a joint entity. Even when they're miles apart, if the spin of one particle is changed, the spin of the other instantly changes, too. This direct influence of one object on another distant one is called non-locality. More from Wall Street Journal, here:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124147752556985009.html

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Strengthening Digital Defenses


Just as the invention of the atomic bomb changed warfare and deterrence 64 years ago, a new international race has begun to develop cyberweapons and systems to protect against them.

(click on map to enlarge)

Thousands of daily attacks on federal and private computer systems in the United States — many from China and Russia, some malicious and some testing chinks in the patchwork of American firewalls — have prompted the Obama administration to review American strategy.

President Obama is expected to propose a far larger defensive effort in coming days, including an expansion of the $17 billion, five-year program that Congress approved last year, the appointment of a White House official to coordinate the effort, and an end to a running bureaucratic battle over who is responsible for defending against cyberattacks
.

The full story is here, courtesy New York Times, David E. Sanger, John Markoff and Thom Shanker reporting.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/28/us/28cyber.html?pagewanted=1&th&emc=th

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Back to the Future with Max Headroom


Say hello again to Max Headroom – the first computer generated TV host.

Ironically, this Max Headroom episode is about Blipverts, little blasts of TV ads that make the audience’s heads explode, and, this video is interrupted by quick, current day web ads, that... you get the idea.

Suggestion: FF to spot 20 minutes remain, when Max Headroom is born. It’s here that the show kicks into high gear. Here's the link:

http://www.joost.com/175003l/t/Max-Headroom-Blipverts

In the premiere episode, set in an anonymous, yet uncomfortably familiar world "20 minutes into the future," television has become the only growth industry and ratings are the networks only concern.

The Max Headroom character originated in 1985-86 as an announcer for a music video British television channel, Channel 4, called The Max Headroom Show. The intent was to portray a futuristic computer-generated character. Max Headroom appeared as a stylized head on TV against harsh primary color rotating-line backgrounds, and he became well known for his jerky techno-stuttering American-accented speech, wisecracks, and puns

The Original Max Talking Headroom Show was made by Cinemax in 1987.

Network 23 is revealed as an omnipotent conglomerate that monitors the world through hundreds of satellites. In this forbidding society, household television sets have no "off" switches and communication is total and instantaneous.

Corrupt, manipulative executives have enabled the Network to become the world's most powerful station, due largely to the invention and secret use of "Blipverts," television commercials that are compressed and transmitted into the viewers' minds to prevent "channel switching."

But a lethal side-effect of "Blipverts" on some viewers leads to a series of extraordinary "accidents" that the Network board members try to hide from the public.

When the Network's star investigative reporter, Edison Carter (Matt Frewer), discovers that his own organization is behind this diabolical plot, he sets out to expose the cover-up. During his investigation, Carter is involved in a near-fatal incident, and nervous Network executives take him for a computerized memory scan to see what he has learned.

Bryce Lynch (Chris Young), the Network's brilliant, teenaged head of research and development, uses the opportunity to test his new invention, which records a subject's memory while computerizing its image on the screen.

This test results in the accidental "birth" of Carter's computerized alter-ego, Max Headroom (Frewer), a stuttering blend of human mind and powerful microchip, who inhabits the television airwaves. Carter and Max join forces under the watchful eyes of Network controller Theora Jones (Amanda Pays) and continue the investigation.

Trivia:

The real image of Max was not computer generated. Computing technology in the mid-1980s was not sufficiently advanced for a full-motion, voice-synced human head to be practical for a television series. Max's image was actually that of actor Matt Frewer in latex and foam prosthetic makeup with a fiberglass suit created by Peter Litten and John Humphreys of Coast to Coast Productions in the UK. This was then superimposed over a moving geometric background. Even the background was not actual computer graphics at first; it was hand-drawn cell animation like the "computer-generated" animations in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV series. Later in the U.S. version they were actually generated by a Commodore Amiga computer. But when these things were combined with clever editing, the appearance of a computer-generated human head was convincing to many.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Pure as Driven Snow



Adult film actress Marilyn Chambers, the onetime Ivory Snow model who gained greater fame as the star of the X-rated "Behind the Green Door," was found dead Sunday by her teenage daughter at her home in Southern California. She was 56.

Authorities have not released a cause of death.

Ms. Chambers, given name Marilyn Briggs, was central to the erotic empire built by the late Mitchell brothers - Jim and Artie - at their Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, now in its 40th year.

Ten years ago, San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown proclaimed a "Marilyn Chambers Day," praising the porn queen for her "artistic presence," her "vision" and her "energy."

"That wasn't from any personal knowledge. That was all part of the allure of San Francisco," Brown said Monday. "At the time that she was doing what she was doing, it created an interest nationally if not internationally in our city. And people would come here to see if Marilyn Chambers was really dressed in snowflakes."

The snowflakes reference goes back to her debut as a teenage model for Ivory Snow, which featured her on a laundry detergent box as a young mother cuddling a laughing baby.

from San Francisco Chronicle

Monday, March 16, 2009

Big Government




01. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

-- Ronald Reagan (1986)

02. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

-- Will Rogers

03. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!

-- Pericles (430 B.C.)

04. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.

-- Mark Twain (1866)

05. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.

-- Anonymous

06. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.

-- Ronald Reagan

07. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

-- Winston Churchill

08. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

-- Mark Twain

09. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.

-- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

10. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.

-- Thomas Jefferson

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Barbie's inventor: "Barbie always represented the fact that a woman has choices."




Ruth Handler was the entrepreneur and marketing genius who co-founded Mattel and created the Barbie doll, one of the world's most enduring and popular toys. She passed away in 2002.

Barbie, a teenage doll with a tiny waist, slender hips and impressive bust, became not only a best-selling toy with more than 1 billion sold in 150 countries, but a cultural icon analyzed by scholars, attacked by feminists and showcased in the Smithsonian Institution.

Although best known for her pivotal role as Barbie's inventor, Handler devoted her later years to a second, trailblazing career: manufacturing and marketing artificial breasts for women who had undergone mastectomies.

Born Ruth Mosko, she was the youngest of 10 children of Polish immigrants who settled in Denver. Her father was a blacksmith who deserted the Russian army. Her mother, who was illiterate, arrived in the United States in the steerage section of a steamship. Her mother's health was so frail that Handler was raised by an older sister.

When she was 19, she left Denver for a vacation in Hollywood and wound up staying. Her high school boyfriend, Elliot Handler, followed her west and married her in 1938. She worked as a secretary at Paramount Studios while he studied industrial design at the Art Center School of Design in Los Angeles (now Art Center College of Design in Pasadena).

When Elliot made some simple housewares to furnish their apartment, Ruth persuaded him to produce more for sale. They bought some workshop equipment from Sears and launched a giftware business in their garage, making items such as bowls, mirrors and clocks out of plastic. With Ruth showing the product line to local stores, sales reached $2 million within a few years.

In 1942 they teamed up with another industrial designer, Harold "Matt" Mattson, to launch a business manufacturing picture frames. Using leftover wood and plastic scrap, they later launched a sideline making dollhouse furniture. Within a few years, the company turned profitable and began to specialize in toys. It was called Mattel, a name fashioned from the "Matt" in Mattson and the "El" in Elliot.

In the late 1950s, Elliot was so preoccupied with the development of a talking doll--eventually marketed as Chatty Cathy--that he was of little help to Ruth when she came up with an idea of her own.

Noting their daughter Barbara's fascination with paper dolls of teenagers or career women, she realized there was a void in the market. She began to wonder if a three-dimensional version of the adult paper figures would have appeal. Why not sell a doll that allowed girls, as she would later say, to "dream dreams of the future"? This doll, she mused, would have to be lifelike. In other words, Handler believed, it would have to have breasts.

When she took the idea to Mattel's executives, who were men, they sneered that no mother would buy her daughter a grown-up doll with a bosom. "Our guys all said, 'Naw, no good,' " she recalled. "I tried more than once and nobody was interested, and I gave up."

Inspired by German Doll

She let the project idle until 1956 when, during a European vacation, she spied a German doll called Lilli in a display case. It had a voluptuous figure, reminiscent of the poster pinups that entertained soldiers during World War II. Handler brought the doll home to Mattel's designers and ordered them to draw up plans and find a manufacturer in Japan who could produce it.

Handler's dream made its debut at the 1959 American Toy Fair in New York City. Named for her daughter, "Barbie Teen-Age Fashion Model" had a girl-next-door ponytail, black-and-white striped bathing suit and teeny feet that fit into open-toed heels. Mattel sold more than 350,000 the first year, and orders soon backed up for the doll, which retailed for $3. "The minute that doll hit the counter, she walked right off," Handler said.

By the early 1960s, Mattel had annual sales of $100 million, due largely to Barbie. The company, then based in Hawthorne, annually turned out new versions of Barbie as well as an ever-expanding wardrobe of outfits and accessories befitting the new princess of toydom. Soon enough Barbie sprouted a coterie of friends and family. Ken, named for the Handlers' son, appeared in 1961; Midge in 1963; Skipper in 1965; and African American doll Christie, Barbie's first ethnic friend, in 1969. The first black Barbie came much later, in 1981.

Under pressure from feminists, Barbie evolved from fashion model to career woman, including doctor, astronaut, police officer, paramedic, athlete, veterinarian and teacher.

Over the years, the toy inspired Barbie clubs, conventions, magazines and Web sites. Barbie was immortalized by Andy Warhol, preserved in time capsules and inspired conceptual artists who spiked the doll's hair or posed it in pickle jars to make statements.

M.G. Lord, author of "Forever Barbie: The Unauthorized Biography of a Living Doll," called Barbie the most potent icon of American culture of the late 20th century.

"She's an archetypal female figure, she's something upon which little girls project their idealized selves," she said. "For most baby boomers, she has the same iconic resonance as any female saints, although without the same religious significance."

The National Organization for Women and other feminists targeted Barbie in the 1970s, arguing that the doll promoted unattainable expectations for young girls. If Barbie was 5 foot 6 instead of 11 1/2 inches tall, her measurements, would be 39-21-33. An academic expert once calculated that a woman's likelihood of being shaped like Barbie was less than 1 in 100,000.

(Ken was shaped somewhat more realistically: The chances of a boy developing his measurements were said to be 1 in 50.)

Handler said she did not take offense at the feminist broadsides and often noted that successful women had played with Barbie and told her the doll helped them enact their aspirations. Even artists' tortured interpretations of Barbie didn't bother her. "More power to them," said Handler, who kept a gold-plated Barbie in her Century City high-rise.

"My whole philosophy of Barbie was that through the doll, the little girl could be anything she wanted to be," Handler wrote in her 1994 autobiography. "Barbie always represented the fact that a woman has choices."


by Elaine Woo, L.A. Times

For Barbie 50 is fabulous.




Turning 50 is a milestone in any woman's life. Looks improve for some; others keep their girlish figures. Still others pull together a wardrobe that expresses their personality. But it's rare to have all three - unless you're made of plastic and your name is Barbie.

Born Barbara Millicent Roberts on March 9, 1959, in Willows, Wisconsin, Barbie, the 11 ½-inch, or 29-centimeter, tall doll, is the top-selling toy in the world, according to the market research company NPD Group. She has traveled the world and worked more than 100 different jobs over the past half century. But Barbie's real profession is clothes horse. The doll's manufacturer, Mattel, has estimated that more than one billion fashion items have been created for Barbie and her friends in the collection since 1959.

With that kind of wardrobe available it comes as no surprise that Barbie was the earliest connection for some top-name fashion designers to dress making and design.

From her first appearance in a graphic black and white swimsuit, Barbie has always had fashion sense. And over the years her tastes have grown to appreciate more designer fare. From Benetton and Burberry to Versace and Vera Wang, Barbie has been dressed by more than 70 designers, including Giorgio Armani, Christian Lacroix and Monique Lhuillier.

For her 50th birthday Mattel decided to highlight Barbie's connection to fashion and push the brand even further into the world of luxury and high-end design with a series of events and partnerships.

During New York Fashion Week in February, Mattel is staging a full-scale Barbie fashion show with 50 designers creating life-size outfits inspired by the doll. Although the names of the designers have yet to be announced, Christian Louboutin has confirmed that he will be designing pumps in Barbie's favorite shade of pink to be worn with each of his outfits.

Wang has concocted a Barbie wedding gown with a sale price exceeding $15,000. The dress comes with a Barbie doll wearing a miniature version of the same gown. Jeremy Scott has used Barbie as the inspiration for his capsule collection for the spring, and Bloomingdale's will dress up the windows of its New York flagship store during fashion week with Barbie dolls.

This year will also see the launch of a line of beauty products under the Barbie label with names like "Plastic Smooth" for skin care and "All Doll'd Up" for cosmetics. Meanwhile, Assouline, the publishing house known for its fashion tomes, has just published a $500 coffee-table book entitled "Barbie" with images of the doll dressed by designers like Miuccia Prada, Karl Lagerfield and Alexander McQueen.

The Barbie party extends beyond the United States. In Paris 50 accessory designers have used Barbie as their muse to create everything from shoes to handbags. The results are to be shown at the Prêt à Porter Paris salon this month. In Canada the bath and body line Cake Beauty has come up with a Barbie fragrance. And in Shanghai, Mattel will open this month the House of Barbie, an eight-story shop that will include a spa, Barbie museum, restaurants, clothing and dolls.

"Barbie is influencing the world because she is part of culture and life and fashion," said the designer Alber Elbaz. For Barbie 50 is fabulous.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day




NICKNAMES

• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS!

• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..

• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.

• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING

• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


-- with thanks to Carolynn and Roy !